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Friday, October 21, 2005

100 emails in 4 days to the familia!

A landmark has been achieved. 100 emails were sent this past week. The subject? “Cranberry Chutney Rocked my lunch break” started by me–the 100th email was cat-girl. It should be noted that only six emails had anything even remotely to do with Cranberrys or Chutneys or lunch breaks. What does this say about us? We check our email atleast 30 times a day, on the hour every hour. None of us “edit the subject”. Here is a brief script of all the topics discussed in the 100 emails. Dont ask Y, for Y is only a crooked letter:)

-For lunch, I had a pretty mediocre sandwich made of soy nuggets, and this corn/bean/spinach/tomato sauce thing I made. But then I had some cranberry chutney with it, and it is d e l i c i o u s !! yummmyy in my tummy!! Trader Joe’s, people..Trader Joe’s… –sony-fishhhhhhhhhh is meat. ur name will be “sinner tommy” plus leena said that tuna contain mercury and u aint supposed to eat it. We dont even let nikki eat tuna bcoz it contains mercury. –jommy

-hahhahah i read it its funny sony every one should call each other gandu and spread the love don’t ya think? what turnip truck did you fall off… hahhahha foooooooooooooooooooooool –cat girl

-made my day too.. thanks sony ..and ofocurse thanks”Saale” ji. Now sony don’t ask me what the meaning ofSaale is .. i am sure joemon has a LOTR version ofthat too..–P-man

-there’s a dog named lucky who lives close to us and benny always pees on lucky’s fence…so this morning lucky was around when benny peed on the fence and lucky came and licked benny’s pee off the fence. my benny has got some tasty urine!!!–cat-girl

-did you all see 20/20 on friday..it was abt germs abt people actually thought dog has the cleanest saliva hjehe–joemon

-downloaded the Windows 2003 that jommy sent…I lovethe rar files..they are so tiny…The download tookseconds(I though it would take atleast 15 mins)..thenunzipped with 7-zip awesome!..all within 1 minute.Ofcourse Hail Jommy for leading an extereme life inthe seediest parts of the Internet and brining us thefruits of his labor –Dommer

That’s How the Malayalis Do It!

Say Yeahh!! **crowds…say yeahhh***

Okay Whatever.

Big Weekend this weekend. Joemon’s moving into his new home. July 4th is going down. And it’s a beautiful weekend (weather-wise) in DC!

So how do you bring auspicious joy and good cheer in your new home? Here’s some advice from Tommy:

Do the following:

1. Warm Milk (It must be whole milk – none of these 1% 2% milk..oh yeah it must be cow milk not goat, dog or human. You can substitute cat milk in emergency)

2. Drink it slowly and carefully. (Milk may be too hot)

3. Pray that all booths(Chegathans) from the house go away to the neighbours house.

4. Clean up the area and do the dishes.

End of Ceremony. Total time expected: 20 minutes

When we were young…

could be…dun know. me and this Indian kid from 4th floor put our
fingers inside electric sockets and would stand on wooden stuff so we
can test out the grounding properties of electricity and one time this
indian kid got shocked hella bad.
–Jommy

I remember liking getting mail addressed to me.

I used to send in my address for contests, bible studies, anything and everything that asked for an address. I even sent for a booklet on cholestrol…from conola oil or something….All in the hopes to get a letter back with my name on it. what a loser.
–Tommy

I remember Amai telling leena and me the story of the girl with the shiny–telungnah–hair while we went to sleep. I loveddd that story. I don’t remember any of leena’s stories, although she claims she told me many. I do remember making her read my diary, which was “I sat a little while. Then I had something to eat. Then I went to school, where I sat some more.”..hahah.. But I know that almost everyone–Leena, Mini, Jommy, Tommy and Saju–told me stories. At least one. I remember Jommy’s the most though..cuz he’d tell the Evil Death movie stories, and it was realllyyy scary. I still remember the woman who sketched a skeleton because of a chilly wind, right before she died a horrible bloody death. All of Jommy’s stories were told in the dark. I remember Mini and I played house once, and we played tea time w/ real food. Except mini put salt in my jam! Remember when Sajit and Bobby would come over from the US of A, we would be in Pepan’s room, turn off all the lights and make up scary stories about the Postman or watchman in the opposite building? What was that alll about? Why Postman? Then of course, there were snake bites. Lots of snake bites.
–Sony

Any other stories?